Daddy’s Brutal Bistro Fetish Apron

This isn’t an apron. It’s a warning label.

Daddy’s Brutal Bistro is matte faux leather in the front and basically nothing in the back. Halter strap, tight waist, hips out, cheeks on full display. One tug on that tie and the whole thing’s ready to reroll.

Front panel looks innocent enough… until you hike it up and reveal the “chef’s special” access. The cut, the slits, the way it frames your glizzy? Very much giving main course, not side dish.

Throw it on with boots and a collar and suddenly your studio kitchen is a backroom. Wear it over a jock for the dungeon, or over absolutely nothing for a private tasting menu. Easy to wipe down, easy to get out of, dangerously hard to behave in.

Book the boys, pour the wine, tie this on. Daddy’s Brutal Bistro is here to make sure someone finishes the story.

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Material: Polyester and Spandex

Fabric Care

• Hand wash in cold water. No bleach. Tumble dry low or hang dry. No iron.