Men’s Wet Look Lights Out Shorts

Pre-game’s dead. You’re live. Lights Out hits the floor and the room recalibrates. Wet-look shine? Dangerous. Boxer cut? Athletic and filthy. Side stripes? A bullseye.

Drawstring tight. Body loose. Go feral. Wear with a harness, a crop, or nothing at all. This is the artifact for the main quest—sweat, bass, mischief. Green light vibes only. Make them stare. Then make them reroll their plans.

Material: Polyester and Spandex

Fabric Care

• Hand or machine wash in cold water. No bleach. Tumble dry low or hang dry. No iron.