Sir Knows Crotchless Long Johns for Gay Men

$48.99
$48.99
Color: Gray
Size: M
Subtotal: $48.99
Discreet
Free Shipping
14-Day Returns
Queer-Owned
Description

9am, they're under your work trousers. 11pm, they're the only thing you haven't taken off.

Long johns, full length to the ankle. They're crotchless — the opening doesn't fasten and doesn't need moving, and it stays open for as long as you leave them on.

Tell exactly one guy. Not the office, not the group chat — him.

You get there, your jeans hit the floor, and that's the whole undressing. His hands are in the split before the denim's off your ankles.

Sir knows. He's known since breakfast.

Size Chart (cm / in)

Size Waist Hips Thigh Inseam Side length
M 66–72 cm / 26.0–28.3″ 36 cm / 14.2″ 19 cm / 7.5″ 56 cm / 22.0″ 76 cm / 29.9″
L 72–78 cm / 28.3–30.7″ 40 cm / 15.7″ 20 cm / 7.9″ 56 cm / 22.0″ 78 cm / 30.7″
XL 78–84 cm / 30.7–33.1″ 44 cm / 17.3″ 21 cm / 8.3″ 56 cm / 22.0″ 80 cm / 31.5″
2XL 84–90 cm / 33.1–35.4″ 48 cm / 18.9″ 22 cm / 8.7″ 56 cm / 22.0″ 82 cm / 32.3″
3XL 90–96 cm / 35.4–37.8″ 52 cm / 20.5″ 23 cm / 9.1″ 56 cm / 22.0″ 84 cm / 33.1″

Waist is the body measurement each size is made for. Hips and thigh are measured across the garment lying flat, as is the waistband itself: M 33 cm / 13.0″, L 35 cm / 13.8″, XL 37 cm / 14.6″, 2XL 39 cm / 15.4″, 3XL 41 cm / 16.1″.

Material: Polyamide, Elastane

In the box: 1 × pants

Care & Fabric

We carry everything from mesh to faux leather, so the care label sewn into your piece is the final word. General rule: cold wash, gentle cycle or hand wash. Skip the dryer. Lay flat or hang dry. No bleach. If it’s a delicate fabric, keep the iron away. Treat it right and it’ll keep up with you.

Delivery & Returns

Free shipping, no minimum. US, Canada, worldwide. Processing: 1–3 business days. US transit: 5–10 business days. International transit: 5–12 business days. Orders may ship in separate parcels with individual tracking numbers. All packages ship discreet.

For 14-day returns, items must be unused, unworn, unwashed, with original tags attached. Return shipping cost is yours. Contact support@pridevoyageshop.com to begin.

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Sir Knows Crotchless Long Johns for Gay Men

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Color: Gray
Size: M

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